Now look here! I just did not wake up that morning and decide to bullshit my friend about all the Air Planes I fix. Sure, I only really worked on C-130, C-141 and C-5 planes! They were much bigger and not Volkswagon powered! Truth be told I was once known as VW Dan! Shit oh dear do not tell anyone! Even one of my old girlfriends had one! When my lower four teeth were knocked out my mother drove me to the doctor in my V.W.
